DEATH FROM ABOVE
IT HAPPENED IN ASIA... COULD WE BE NEXT?
Historians have lied to us for
decades. The "European influ-
enza" actually originated in East-
ern Russia. but is was not the flu;
it was an otherworldly attack
that has come to be known as
"The Tunguska Event." Under-
ground accounts of the episode
have filtered through time and
we at the Alliance are here to
give you the straight dope...
We estimate that almost thirty
years ago, an unidentified space-
craft crash-landed in the furthest
reaches of Siberia, destroying ev-
erything in its path. Shock waves
of toxic gas and unearthly debris
emanated across the landscape,
enabling the ship's alien pilots to
survive in our atmosphere and
begin their reign of terror.
THEY NEED TO GO
Could another Tunguska oc-
cur in the U.S.A.? Will it hap-
pen in an Iowa cornfield? Or a
Colorado mountainside? What
if they stomp out New York City
with their next giant footprint?
None of these options are accept-
LOOK TO THE STARS.
There's a lot going on in our
night sky, but are we missing
any telltale signs of the next
invasion? Several of our Alli-
ance members on the east coast
reported a strange, green iri-
descence lingering in the strato-
sphere last week. The office
of Perception, Protection and
Guidance assures us that it was
just a meteor shower, but we've
learned not to trust those anti-
American snakes. So, where is
that illumination coming from?
Just what is that eerie glow?
AND HOW DO
WE GET RID OF IT?
Bust out your telescope (or
borrow your kid's) and keep
watching the skies for anything
suspicious. Phenomena to watch
out for include, but are not lim-
ited to, the following:
(the northern lghts)
Shooting and/or falling stars
Weather fronts of any kind
It's time to face facts: the op-
tions listed above could be mask-
ing a possible foreign offensive
aimed at American soil. Our en-
emy hides behind clouds, amidst
rainshowers, even in swamp fog,
and they're ready to strike at a
moment's notice. And the worst
That's right - in addition to
wiping out Europe, the aliens
have adapted to our way of life
and their cellular structures
have assimilated and co-min-
gled with human DNA. But, we
are just the latest species to fall
victim to their vicious assault.
Scientists have found disturb-
ing specimens of these monsters
with trace amounts of feline,
canine, even reptilian strains
muddled in with their extrater-
KILL THEM ALL
LAND ON TOP OF US.
The Tunguska event has eradi-
cated all humanity from two con-
tinents already - and they won't
stop there. They have probably
already plotted out their attack
on North America; it's only a
matter of time now.
PROJECT ABRAHAM STRIKES AGAIN
Glenn Khaner is no more.
Lieutenant Khaner was noth-
ing if not dutiful. True to his
country and his loved-ones,
Glenn was a man of honor, a
man of respect and a man of his
word. The same cannot be said
of the Alaskan death squad who
tortured and killed him.
The cowards at
The future looked bright for
this 22-year-old soldier. He had
the proper schooling, a can-do
attitude and a loving family back
home. But now, he's six feet un-
der with trace amounts of poison
in his corpse. Officer training
school couldn't have prepared
him for the horrors of Project
Project Abraham is
PRESERVE OUR LIBERTY
Free Maury Welkers!
Last week one of our most
tenacious organizers, Maury P.
Welkers, was imprisoned for
exercising his God-given rights.
Maury took to the streets of
Downtown Poughkeepsie chant-
ing his familiar restrain:
Not only was he demonstrat-
ing the inalienable American
ideal of free speech, but he was
also making a point about the
2nd amendment. "If they want
my rifle, they can shoot it out
from my hands!" Maury's pro-
test was in response to the fed-
eral government's latest attempt
to limit our right to bear arms.
They want to catalogue every
individual gun-owner so
that they can keep tabs on us and
throw us all in jail, like they
did to the esteemed Mr. Welkers
This is hard proof that the Bill
of Rights no longer holds water.
They can seize your belongings
whenever, wherever, and how-
ever they see fit. Well, we at
the Alliance say that guns are
made for shooting, so if the goon
squads come grabbing at your
rifle, show them how it works!
FIRST LADY OF SURRENDER
Roosevelt Appeases Foreign Enemies
Even after the death of her
husband, former first lady El-
eanor Roosevelt continues her
attempts to make nice with our
adversaries. She wanted to form
a united league of countries be-
fore her husband was defeated
by Grace in the 1940 presidential
election. And her latest stunt:
appeasing the monsters who are
currently ravaging Europe. "We
need to talk to European lead-
ers to find out how we can help,"
Roosevelt quoted as saying.
She still believes in the lie that
an influenza has swept across
the continent, but we know bet-
ter - Europe has been overrun
hostile aliens, Ms.
Though we at the Alliance dis-
agreed with FDR and his policies,
we respect his service to Ameri-
ca and mourn his loss. There's
no doubt that our nation would
have been much better off with
him in the oval office rather than
Two-Face Grace. But Roosevelt's
era has passed and we have a
tough future ahead of us. Now
is not the time for delicacy - we
face complete and total destruc-
tion and we need to act accord-
ingly. Spare creatures cannot be
reasoned with, bargained with,
nor talked to in a rational man-
ner. They can only be obliter-
ated, and we aim to do so.
If you don't plan
on helping us,
then get out
of our way.
With all due respect El-
eanor Roosevelt, she does not
represent the average American
citizen who wants to keep our na-
tion safe. Neither does President
Grace, for that matter, there is
no flu; the Alliance knows what's
really happening and we know
how to stop it - with massive
guns, and lots of them. So, get
ready to mow down the scourge
that wiped out Russia.
No more talk -
NETWORK OF HEROES
Uncovering the truth about
Tunguska was no easy task.
That's why we heartily thank
the vigilante Alliance mem-
bers who submitted informa-
tion to our tip box. We can't
keep America safe without
the efforts of die-hard patri-
ots such as Michael Hocking,
Robby Stevens, Aaron Orians,
Tony Pastore, and Rachel.
But, our mission has only
just begun. What other se-
crets are hiding under the
slick veneer of our national
politics? It's your job to keep
those fat cats honest - and
that's asking a lot, we know.
If you find any documents
with a "Controlled" stamp,
deposit them in our tip box
immediately. You've done
it before and you can do it
again. So, keep up the good
work and remember...
What happened in Russia must never