Chad Evverest

Chad Evverest was an American federal health spokesman.

Biography
In the November, 1950 issue of Popular Technologies, Evverest reported that a team of biochemists at Fort Greeley was working on a cure to the "European influenza", with which he hoped to innoculate every American citizen against the virus. He claimed that a cure wasn't far off, but when pressed as to how they planned to halt the virus, he remained silent.

Quotes
"''Don't worry. We have nothing to fear. As long as we continue to protect our borders, everyone will survive this scare without so much as a scratch."
 * - Chad Evverest, Popular Technologies, November, 1950